Funny facebook (FB) status in Nepali

NepaliSongsLyrics Presents some funny status for facebook, whatsapp, twitter, instagram, etc (Read and Enjoy)

Status ani Exam ustai ustai ho,
janne le lekhchha,
najanne le chorchha. 😛

Bhanchhan sathi le ta dukhha/sukhha maa sath dinchhan, tara aafna le ta gaali ko barsa nagare samma message ko reply samma didainan

80% of the men don’t know why their wife is angry
You think rest 20% OF men know?
Wrong, they don’t even know their wife is angry! 😀

kehi din dekhi notice garirachhu, jati jati jado badhdai chha, teti tei garmi kam hudai chha

film maa yeso chhoyo ki love parchha, aafu le asti mudki le handa samma love parena

sala jindagi ta dui din ko po ho ta, maile ta bhulera 1 mahina ko internet pack liye

Ma sanga dhukka bhayera bolda hunchha, ma hasaune manchhe ma parchhu fasaune maa haina

Usle rup haina maan safa hunu parchha bhaneki thiye, harpic ko taste sarai namitho hudo rahechha

kt haru 500 ko dress kinchhan ani facebook bhari photo halchhan, Kta chai 2000 rakshi khayera pani chup chaap sutchhan

jindagi ma aasu puchne manchhe dherai paunu hunchha tara sigan puchne paunu hudaina, tesaile rumaal chai sadhai boknu hola

bihanai uthera nuhai duwai garera budhanilkantha gako ta, bhagawan ta aajhai sutirako rahechhan

Bhanchhan mayako baato maa harek paila maa chot matra hunchha, maile sochirachhu tei bato ma euta medical kholu

Kta : I love you
Kt : ek jhapad handai “K re”
Kta: kt lai pani ek jhapad hanechha ani vanechha “sundai nasuneko vaye kina kuteko”

Police : Accident kasari bhayo
Driver : khai sir ma ta pachhadi bhada uthauna jadai thiye

Kta: oa naya iphone 11 aayechha ni
Kt: hora …Apple ko ?
Kta: hoina bhui katar ko

Suna kt ho “CocaCola figure chha bhandai maa, birko kholna sabailai dina ta bhayena ni”

America tira Nepal Banda hunchha hola ki nai

sanai dekhi desh ko thulo neta hune maan thiyo, sala 12 class ma pass bhayera khattam bho

Attitude status halne haru tinai hun, jo attitude ko spelling naaayera khukhura banthe

Aba Nepal maa virgin ko naam maa raksi matrai hune bho

Attitude kura nagara kt ho, Calendar mai Push lekheko thiyo tara maile kaile pushena

Chari udyo aakash chuna laai, sathi udyo australia bhada hanna, mata base Nepal maa bachelor padhna lai

Aja bhukampa ko jhatka aayo
Mero sathi jod jod sanga bhagdai garda lado,
tara pani ma vagina

GF wori pari ghumne umer maa lamkhutte bahek kehi ghumdaina ani tanab hudaina

manchhe le chiya ma jhinga paryo bhane chiya nai falchhan,
tara gheu ma jhinga paryo bhane jhinga matrai falchhan

sano ma brush garda toothpaste nilera hola, aaile samma maan safa chha

Hernus, bihe bhaneko rup hererai garne ho
Bani behora ta ghar lyayera dhobi dhulai hane pachi thau maa aauchha

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